I know I’m Immature
But someone must find this deep water aerobics video as funny as I do.
Thats “DOING IT DEEP” in case you can’t read it. Gotta love 1992!
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Pick-up Line of the Week
“I bet you’d look really sexy in the dark.”
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My Horoscope
Dear Linnea,
Here is your horoscope
for Wednesday, September 5:
If your love life could use a little boost in one way or another, now is a great time to take a risk and tell that special someone what you’re really feeling. Fate definitely favors you, but you need to act soon.
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Good Advice from an Unlikely Source
One of my male friends actually gave me some good advice last night. We were talking about a guy he knew, and he said the guy just got out of relationship and was still kind of on the rebound. “So don’t sleep with him on the first date.”
Makes sense, would have never thought of it myself.
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Happy Birthday Punky
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My eggs
My water aerobics ladies are worried about me. They don’t understand why I’m still single, and they don’t think I should have so much trouble finding a good man (which I can agree with). Plus I’m pretty sure they think my eggs are rotting. Good thing I have them looking out for me. I can’t tell you how many dates with grand-sons and nephews I’ve turned down.
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Date 35 - My Date With the Mimbo
It’s pretty funny when someone you know doesn’t get the joke, it’s even pretty funny when you’re the one that doesn’t get the joke…that is as long as it’s every once in a while. In the rare case when you run into someone who never gets the joke, it’s simply not that funny.
Well I suppose there are instances where this would be funny, like when you’re recounting the story to your girlfriends, or when you’re laughing at this person along with other people who get the joke. But when it’s just the two of you, that is when it starts to get old real quick.
On a tangent, I have a bad habit of seeming like I’m not listening. I can understand why this would bother someone, but most of the time I actually am listening and can recount the entire exchange. This date not only didn’t get the joke, he [...]
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Wow I have a new opinion about bad sex
It’s never this bad: Sex Quenches Thirst of Female Beetles
Like sponges, females can absorb the water from seminal fluid through their reproductive tracts. The more water they take in, the less frequently they need to mate, an activity that’s physically damaging to the females. (The males have spines on their genitalia that puncture females’ reproductive tract during mating.)
Ouch!!
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