My comedy
October, 10th |
Linnea Dates |
(I believe this is semi-autobiographical, what’s that called now? A memoir?)
Chocolate is my friend. Chocolate has been pretty much my only friend ever since the break-up.
Okay, that’s not really true. The honest to god truth is I couldn’t have got through it without my real friends, but chocolate sure did help.
Chocolate was there with me late at night when I would have regularly been having sex. But since I wasn’t with the ex anymore, and hadn’t yet found a replacement for the ex, I decided to replace sex with chocolate. It only makes sense, right?
(Who needs to get out of the house? Screw it, just get me some chocolate.)
Original post by linnea
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